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Subject: Costco Special - Heres a 12-Month Costco Membership PLUS a Keurig K-Elite Coffee Machine
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COSTCO WHOLESALE
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                            Questionnaire invite
                      An Update for Costco Members
                      Because you’re a Costco Wholesale Member in a participating region/location, you’re invited to complete a brief questionnaire. Qualifying participants may receive a Keurig Coffee Maker (first 2,000 qualifying recipients) and a 12-month membership term provided at no charge to eligible members; no payment is required for items received.
                      What qualifying participants may receive
                          Keurig Coffee Maker (first 2,000 qualifying recipients)
                          12-month membership term provided at no charge to eligible participants
                      Availability is based on number of participants and qualification criteria.
                      Begin the Questionnaire
                            How it works
                            Share your feedback through the questionnaire, then review the completion details provided at the end.
                            Member note
                            This invitation is sent to Costco Members in participating areas; qualification and fulfillment may vary by location.
                Thank you for taking a moment to help us understand what members value most.
                Costco Wholesale — Member services communication
          Notes from the break room journal, Tuesday: I brought a small notebook again because the team keeps swapping recipe ideas faster than anyone can remember them.
          Mina wrote, “If you want a calmer morning, set out the mug and spoon before you go to bed.” I replied that I do the same with oatmeal, and she suggested stirring in cinnamon and a pinch of salt so it tastes rounded instead of flat.
          Later, Jamal added a short memo: “For lunches, try a simple rotation: soup one day, salad the next, then a sandwich. It keeps shopping predictable.” I asked what soup he likes, and he said he makes a tomato base and drops in small pasta near the end so it stays tender but not mushy.
          During the afternoon meeting, we had a quick discussion about potlucks. Someone proposed a build-your-own bowl setup with rice, beans, chopped vegetables, and a few sauces. I noted that labeling ingredients helps everyone, especially when people avoid certain items. Mina agreed and said she keeps a stack of sticky notes in the kitchen drawer for that exact reason.
          Before heading out, I wrote a short letter to myself: “Keep dinners simple on busy days.” The plan is roasted vegetables on one sheet pan, plus a protein cooked separately, and fruit for dessert. Jamal joked that the best part is the quiet time while everything cooks. I think he’s right; even small routines can make the week feel steadier.

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          Notes from the break room journal, Tuesday: I brought a small notebook again because the team keeps swapping recipe ideas faster than anyone can remember them.<br><br>
          Mina wrote, “If you want a calmer morning, set out the mug and spoon before you go to bed.” I replied that I do the same with oatmeal, and she suggested stirring in cinnamon and a pinch of salt so it tastes rounded instead of flat.<br><br>
          Later, Jamal added a short memo: “For lunches, try a simple rotation: soup one day, salad the next, then a sandwich. It keeps shopping predictable.” I asked what soup he likes, and he said he makes a tomato base and drops in small pasta near the end so it stays tender but not mushy.<br><br>
          During the afternoon meeting, we had a quick discussion about potlucks. Someone proposed a build-your-own bowl setup with rice, beans, chopped vegetables, and a few sauces. I noted that labeling ingredients helps everyone, especially when people avoid certain items. Mina agreed and said she keeps a stack of sticky notes in the kitchen drawer for that exact reason.<br><br>
          Before heading out, I wrote a short letter to myself: “Keep dinners simple on busy days.” The plan is roasted vegetables on one sheet pan, plus a protein cooked separately, and fruit for dessert. Jamal joked that the best part is the quiet time while everything cooks. I think he’s right; even small routines can make the week feel steadier.
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